chris evans filming captain america: the winter soldier (x)
sweet mother of jesus. perfection.
(Source: ohmyloki, via ohyeahchrisevans)
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
(Source: toxiccunts, via the-girlwhocouldfly)
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OH, COULSON.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.
ARE YOU.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.
ARE YOU.
will forever be the best thing to come out of this fandom
(Source: ivegotajarofjam, via matthulksmash)
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF
HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE
(Source: matafari, via matthulksmash)
(Source: utterlybetwixt, via matthulksmash)
| You: | "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum." |
|---|---|
| Friend1: | "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| Friend2: | "come back to bed" |
| Friend3: | *various sex noises* |
| Friend4: | "tell her I said hi" |
| Friend5: | "Aye! Pass The Weed." |
| Friend 6: | *blasting out curse words* |
| Friend 7: | "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON" |
| funny how you think i have 7 friends. Its just the one repeating all the phrases. |
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
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(Source: skate-high, via black-sorrow)
just no.
I can’t relate to a post more than this.
^
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